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It's like you're actually sitting in sub-arctic glacial mountain water

hit the gym

You’ve let plenty of death piles pass you by and regretted it each and every time

Die Like An Eagle Tee Size:M Order yours today so youA biker lived a little too fast and lost his head, but luckily for him, a deranged beverage corporation attached it to a headless eagle. Now he patrols the skies murdering thirsts from above. The only way to protect you from his deadly claws is by wearing this t shirt. Art by Sam Pierson. Based on a character by Will Carsola.